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orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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Vanilla and vanilla swiiiiirrrrrl.

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Entitled

Me:This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist:Why?
Me:Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist:And?
Me:And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist:Touche
— 1 day ago with 107755 notes
me when i see a cute baby:aww what a cute baby
me 5 seconds later:okay get it away from me
— 1 day ago with 97 notes
#same 

shmorgansbord:

mybodythehandgrenade:

brinconvenient:

gailsimone:

chrishaley:

Done and done.

(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.

I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

I freaking love her

(Source: thechrishaley, via missjuliamazing)

— 2 days ago with 38380 notes

We all feel exactly the same way, Mark.

(Source: buckysbarnes, via missjuliamazing)

— 2 days ago with 44227 notes
#paul rudd  #mark ruffalo  #avengers